An altar flame

ENTER IF YE DARE

::: OFFICIAL TICKET PAGE ::: 666

A devil A pentagram A dancing devil
*** CLOSING PERIOD IN EFFECT *** DENOMINATIONS REVISED DOWNWARD *** CHOSEN, NOT ASSIGNED *** ALL SALES FINAL ***
☠ YOU ARE ABOUT TO PURCHASE ENTRY TO HELL ☠
Was: $666.00 $6.66 *** CLOSING PERIOD PRICE ***

ADMIT ONE — HELL · No expiry · All sales final

Who is it for?
Whose name is on it?

Printed on the ticket and recorded in the clearing record.

ISSUE AS GIFT — where do we send it?

One holder per pass. Passes are issued individually. We send them one ticket and add nobody to a list.

WHY WOULD ANYONE

Pay $6.66 and your entry to Hell is on record. Some people would rather choose it than be sent. This is how you choose it.

The ticket names a holder. Present it at the gate. The clearing record is the proof.

CONDEMN A FRIEND

Provide a name and a delivery address and the pass is issued in that person’s name, with yours recorded as the party who cleared it. The obligation is discharged for the holder. You may secure entry for someone who would never secure it themselves.

A devil ISSUE AS GIFT
A skull Satan A ghost A torch
A wall of fire

Proceeds support the missions of the Church of Conceptual Art.
Religiously sanctioned by the Church of Conceptual Art.

::: AFTERLIFE WEBRING :::
[ Heaven | All tickets ]

Skull
Souls processed: 00000666

Terms · Privacy · support@finaldues.com