Animated pearly gates

~*~ Welcome to HEAVEN ~*~

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An angel flying The word Heaven A fluttering angel
✦ CLOSING PERIOD IN EFFECT ✦ DENOMINATIONS REVISED DOWNWARD ✦ YOUR PLACE, PAID FOR IN ADVANCE ✦
A cherub A spinning star A cherub
Was: $777.00 $7.77 ★ CLOSING PERIOD PRICE ★

ADMIT ONE — HEAVEN · No expiry · All sales final

Who is it for?
Whose name is on it?

Printed on the ticket and recorded in the clearing record.

ISSUE AS GIFT — where do we send it?

One holder per pass. Passes are issued individually. We send them one ticket and add nobody to a list.


✦ What is this? ✦

Pay $7.77 and your entry to Heaven is on record. No assessment of your conduct, no review of your life. The payment is the qualification.

The ticket names a holder. Present it at the gate. The clearing record is the proof.

💌 Send one to a friend!

Provide a name and a delivery address and the pass is issued in that person’s name, with yours recorded as the party who cleared it. The obligation is discharged for the holder. You may secure entry for someone who would never secure it themselves.

✎ Guestbook

MaryAnne_91: bought mine last tuesday. very peaceful. A++++ would recommend

webmaster: thank you MaryAnne!! 😊 more angels coming soon!!

a visitor: is this real

webmaster: yes. it is on the public register. ✦


A dove Angel birds A holy star

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