~*~ HEAVEN IS RECRUITING ~*~
You have found the creator programme!! ※
IN COLLABORATION WITH SUPER//NATURAL
We give you a stack of tickets to Heaven. Keep one, hand them out, or put somebody’s name on one and send it to them. Then post about it. That is the whole arrangement and it is written down below, all of it, because we are not the kind of company that hides the terms.
APPLYTHIRTY SECONDS · A HANDLE AND AN EMAIL
One application per handle, and sending it again replaces what we hold — so if you mistyped your email, or you have changed sides, fill it in again. We read them all. Most applicants get the tickets; five get the package.
The same arrangement, the other door. Nothing here is decided until you send the form.
IN COLLABORATION WITH
SUPER//NATURAL
AFTERLIFE.CHURCHOFCONCEPTUALART.ORG · FINALDUES.COM
HOW THIS WORKS
- FILL THE FORMThirty seconds. Handle, email, and why you want them.
- A PERSON READS ITAn actual person. Not a bot, not a follower threshold.
- YOUR CODES ARRIVE BY EMAILTo the address you type below. That is the only place they go, so put in one you actually open.
- USE THEM OR GIVE THEM AWAYEach code is one free ticket to Heaven and works exactly once. Take one for yourself, hand them out in the comments, or put a friend’s name on one — your call.
- POST ITOne Reel or one TikTok. Say it is gifted.
WHAT YOU GET
| EVERY QUALIFYING APPLICANT | A batch of tickets to Heaven, $7.77 each, free Single-use codes, yours to do what you like with. Redeem one yourself, give them to whoever asks, or gift them to somebody by name. Each one is a real ticket in their own name, entered in the public record like everyone else’s. |
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| FIVE APPLICANTS | The Fast Pass Upgrade, $777.00, free The physical one. A framed shadow box — credential, cut key, certificate, engraved plate — assembled by hand and posted to your door. Five of them. Chosen by a person, reading. |
WHAT WE ASK
- One Reel or one TikTok. Yours, your voice, your edit.
- Show the ticket. It is the product; a video about us that never shows it is an advertisement for nothing.
- Say it is gifted, where people can see it.
SAVE SOMEBODY
A ticket to Heaven can be bought for somebody else, and it carries their name. Your mother. The friend who is having a year of it. The first person in the comments who asks nicely. We are not telling you what to make. We are telling you the feature exists.
POST WITHIN 72 HOURS
- Post within 72 hours of the email landing. That is the window, and taking the codes is agreeing to it.
- One Reel or one TikTok. Yours, your voice, your edit — and show the ticket, because a video about us that never shows it is an advertisement for nothing.
- Say it was gifted, somewhere it can be seen without tapping more. The word gifted is enough. So is ad.
Seventy-two hours because a campaign that trickles out over a month is not a campaign. The gifted line is a legal requirement in most of the places this will be seen, and it costs you nothing to say.
THE ARRANGEMENT, IN FULL
| COST TO YOU | Nothing. There is no tier, no invoice and no upsell. |
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| WHAT WE GET | One post. We do not ask for approval rights over it. |
| YOUR CODES | Single-use tickets to Heaven. Keep one, give them away, or gift them to people by name. Once a code is spent it is dead. |
| THE OTHER SIDE | Hell is recruiting too, at the same terms. One application per account, so pick the one you would make a video about. |
| EXCLUSIVITY | None. Post about whatever else you like. |
| DEADLINE | None. This runs until we stop it. |
| YOUR DATA | Handle, follower estimate and email. Never published, never sold, never added to a mailing list. |
| DISCLOSURE | Required. See above. This is the only condition. |
SEE WHAT YOU ARE GIVING AWAY · BOTH SIDES · THE TICKETS
APPLICATIONS RECEIVED: 0007777
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