OFFICIAL BALLOT

GENERAL ELECTION OF THE SOUL · HELD DAILY

PRECINCT: EVERYWHERE  ·  POLLS CLOSE: WHEN YOU DO

Instructions to voters
  1. To vote is to buy. The price is beside each destination.
  2. Vote for ONE destination only. Voting for both is permitted but expensive.
  3. Fill the oval completely. Your intent will not be inferred.
  4. Every vote is published to a permanent public ledger and cannot be amended.
  5. There are no recounts. All sales final.
What a vote buys

$6.66 is a Ticket to Hell; $7.77 a Ticket to Heaven — a real, recorded ticket, issued in the name you give below and presented at the gate.

Put your own name, or someone else's: a ticket in another name votes them in. Buy more than once and the count climbs — more tickets, more votes.

Every vote is counted and posted to the public register. See the returns →

For eternal residence — vote for one
HEAVENThe Incumbent $7.77
HELLThe Challenger $6.66

Turbo ballot — more money, a bigger vote

A regular vote is counted once. A turbo vote is counted as loudly as it costs: the full standing price, engraved with your name and posted to you. Delivered, not downloaded.

Heaven, turbo$777.00 Hell, turbo$666.00

Confirm your turbo vote

HEAVEN, turbo · $777.00

A turbo vote is a physical pass — engraved with your name and posted to you. It is engraved exactly as written below and cannot be changed after purchase, so check the spelling.

Next, on the secure checkout page, you enter the shipping address the pass is posted to. Nothing is charged until you confirm it there.
Not ready to choose? Abstain — pay nothing, and wait. Go to limbo →
Whose name is on it?

Printed on the ticket and recorded in the clearing record.

Do not write below this line — for official use only
TALLY
CLERK OF SOULS
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BALLOT NO. 0000777-0000666 · THIS BALLOT EXPIRES WHEN YOU DO · Why this exists · The returns