BOTH GATES ARE RECRUITING

::: PICK A SIDE :::

*** FREE TICKETS *** HEAVEN OR HELL *** YOUR CHOICE *** CODES ISSUED WEEKLY *** NO PURCHASE NECESSARY *** ALL SALES FINAL ***

We give creators a stack of tickets to hand out. You pick which kind. One side sends people somewhere nice; the other is funnier. There is no wrong answer and nobody is checking your reasoning.

WHICH ONE ARE YOU GIVING AWAY?

ENTER ON THE LEFT HELL TICKETS AT $6.66, FREE Condemn your enemies. Hand them out in the comments. The landlord, the ex, the man who reclines his seat. RECRUIT FOR HELL →

ENTER ON THE RIGHT HEAVEN TICKETS AT $7.77, FREE Save somebody. Give a place away by name, to a friend, your mother, a stranger who replies first. RECRUIT FOR HEAVEN →

One application per account, so pick the one you would actually make a video about. Changed your mind before we read it? Apply again on the other side and it replaces what we hold.

THE TICKETS · THE PUBLIC RECORD · WHAT THIS IS

APPLICATIONS RECEIVED: 0007777